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Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/07/2011 at 6:19am - health - by meh. (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

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Licking for love in all the wrong places...

#13 - On 04/07/2011 at 9:57am by CallMeHush

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Maybe it'll provide extra pleasure when French kissing?

#10 - On 04/07/2011 at 9:56am by Doortje

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