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Today, I finally learned why the application of lasers, acids, liquid nitrogen and witchcraft never did any good on the huge warts on my hands. Apparently, it's a genetic disease and not a virus. For unknown reasons, I've recently grown the normal viral kind too. On my tongue. FML

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Licking for love in all the wrong places...

#13 - On 04/07/2011 at 9:57am by CallMeHush

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Dude. Dental dams. Or condoms, depending on the team you play for.

#3 - On 04/07/2011 at 9:52am by hmna

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