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Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36884) - you deserved it (3680)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:17am - health - by ouchiee (woman) - United States (California)

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Chicks who play rugby are awesome!

#24 - On 04/07/2011 at 7:07am by you_freak

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A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.

#2 - On 04/07/2011 at 6:04am by Nimmrodel

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