Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I sprained my sternum in my rugby match. I now can't yell, laugh, cough, inhale or exhale fully, or sneeze without a sharp pain shooting through my chest. I have a pollen allergy, and sneeze every 5 or 10 minutes. FML

#15674369
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39382) - you deserved it (3862)

On 04/07/2011 at 12:17am - health - by ouchiee (woman) - United States (California)

Top comments

Chicks who play rugby are awesome!

#24 - On 04/07/2011 at 7:07am by you_freak

See in context

A trip to the hospital may be beneficial.

#2 - On 04/07/2011 at 6:04am by Nimmrodel

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



FML's blog

  • Feeling shitty? Write to Auntie Bernie!
  • It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea came from the fact that we get sent a lot of FMLs that touch us, in our heart of…

Friday 24 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: