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Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54384) - you deserved it (3364)

On 05/02/2009 at 1:05pm - health - by sicktomystomach (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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