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Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

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On 03/31/2011 at 1:49am - health - by foreverafatty (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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How long have you been on your new diet/workout plan? Have you been keeping track of your measurements? You do know new muscle weighs more than lost fat, right? and if you weighed yourself the same day as your buffet, the added weight is just food in your intestines. Why do people always associate successful health plans with numbers on a scale?

#8 - On 03/31/2011 at 6:08am by BuhZinga

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How long have you been dieting? If you really haven't lost any weight perhaps you should see a doctor.

#5 - On 03/31/2011 at 6:06am by Doortje

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