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Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18112) - you deserved it (145296)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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