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Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27588) - you deserved it (206496)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.

#6 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:48pm by Ole Stinker

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Wow, that was pretty stupid.

#2 - On 02/27/2009 at 6:28pm by Johnny Two Fingers

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