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Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37183) - you deserved it (2100)

On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

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i'm sorry, that's pretty fucked up.

#3 - On 03/14/2011 at 3:52am by unfortunate_13

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Sounds like you need to have a big talk!

#1 - On 03/14/2011 at 3:47am by RockstarRN

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