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Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 4:53pm - health - by 092492 - United States (California)

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Do you wipe your ass with your feet then? I usually use my hands, so I don't see why I'd need to bend my legs, but FYL anyway.

#10 - On 03/05/2011 at 7:42pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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I don't see how you couldn't wipe your behind without bending your knee... I'm pretty sure if you just stand up and spread your legs you could do it.

#2 - On 03/05/2011 at 7:33pm by marleyvk

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