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Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25743) - you deserved it (6515)

On 03/03/2011 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

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I find this FML offensive. How the fuck would you feel if a swollen tomato said "My farmer grew me for too long and now I look like a girl with a nasty spot on her chin. FML"
Yeah, it wouldn't feel too good, would it?

#15 - On 03/03/2011 at 5:31pm by SirEBC

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It's called testes-brucitas. It's when too many testes bounce off of your chin within a 24 hour period.

#7 - On 03/03/2011 at 5:13pm by every1luvsboners

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