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Today, I learned that it's cute when a goat comes up to you and licks your face. That is, until you realize that goat was just eating poison ivy. FML

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On 03/01/2011 at 10:00am - health - by a -

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Did you made sure the goat hadn't eaten animal dung before he licked you? No? Pray it hadn't, and if he did, that the animal wasn't carrying any type of bacteria/ parasite fecal transmittable...
Otherwise, now you have it on your face. Good luck with that.

#14 - On 03/01/2011 at 2:55pm by yuggi1

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omg that fucking sucks! you're not goi g to get a kiss for 6 weeks!

#2 - On 03/01/2011 at 1:04pm by piiing

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