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Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27308) - you deserved it (6001)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Just stroke his magical genie, it will wake-up and grant you three wishes.

#2 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:08pm by every1luvsboners

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You could always give him one of those *smack!* "Oh honey, you're awake"

#3 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:09pm by Hendrixguy

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