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Today, I tried a new sugar scrub soap that's supposed to help get rid of cellulite. I didn't read the instructions correctly and now as well as still having the cellulite, my butt looks like I got a massage from an angry cat. FML


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On 02/27/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by shirley (woman) - Spain

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it wouldn't work anyway, OP. cellulite is like Harry potter, nothing can destroy them.

#4 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:16am by Roxxay

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That's why all instructions should be like IKEA's.

#1 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:12am by aktopps

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