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Today, I tried a new sugar scrub soap that's supposed to help get rid of cellulite. I didn't read the instructions correctly and now as well as still having the cellulite, my butt looks like I got a massage from an angry cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5198) - you deserved it (21857)

On 02/27/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by shirley (woman) - Spain

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When your ass reverts back to it's normal state, let me know. I've got a bridge to sell you.

#9 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:38am by Triumvirate

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it wouldn't work anyway, OP. cellulite is like Harry potter, nothing can destroy them.

#4 - On 02/28/2011 at 3:16am by Roxxay

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