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Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (3796)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:22am - health - by no more tp -

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are you sure you didn't use bathroom cleaner wipes ... facial tissue doesn't have sanitizer in it.

#9 - On 02/17/2011 at 7:11am by zowieandzander77

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In this type of situation, you need to immediately crap your pants, take the pants off, and set an eight year old kid on fire.

"How would doing these actions help my situation?" you're probably asking. I can't hold your hand every step of the process. Sometimes, you need to figure out the next part of your plan yourselves.

By the way, since this is a Tourette's thread, where the hell is KaySL, Sirin, and mercyFML at?

#21 - On 02/17/2011 at 9:52am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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