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Today, I ran out of toilet paper in the bathroom. I was forced to use tissues to do the job. As if that wasn't bad enough, the sanitizer in the tissues gave me a rash that made me have to stand up frequently in the lecture hall. Several people asked if I had Tourette's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19736) - you deserved it (2871)

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are you sure you didn't use bathroom cleaner wipes ... facial tissue doesn't have sanitizer in it.

#9 - On 02/17/2011 at 7:11am by zowieandzander77

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you can always use the shower. the shower heads you hold in your hand have a great "wash your asshole stream of cleansing" setting.

and when someone asks if you have Tourette's say "yes! DOUCHE BAG! PILE OF SHIT!!". Everyone will leave you alone.

#15 - On 02/17/2011 at 8:02am by underpaid011

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