are you sure you didn't use bathroom cleaner wipes ... facial tissue doesn't have sanitizer in it.
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you can always use the shower. the shower heads you hold in your hand have a great "wash your asshole stream of cleansing" setting.
and when someone asks if you have Tourette's say "yes! DOUCHE BAG! PILE OF SHIT!!". Everyone will leave you alone.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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