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Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (3100)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

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just paint it or cover it with marker

#1 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:54am by robbilee

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How old is your dad?? He should really grow up.

#7 - On 01/29/2011 at 2:59am by Bad_kitty

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