Health: Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with...

By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By London - 18/09/2009 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML

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By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By scratchy - 08/02/2011 21:39

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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robbilee 14

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:54

just paint it or cover it with marker

stacster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:02

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

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MrRawwr84 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:47

the Ku Klux Klan (KKK) were a white supremesit group that plauged america (and some what still do) with their racist views and laws (that were abolished coz of martin luther king, nelson mandela, malcom x, rosa parks ect...) they hate black people, jews, gay people, latinos... anyone who aint white they used to actually kidnap and hang or lynch these people :/ so his dads joke just aint funny...

SamanthaRose143 6

Monday 11 July 2011 4:22

I agree, to the it's not funny part. Amen.

xStarKillerx 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:48

Just draw a pink My Little Pony on there. Now no one will take you seriously. Problem solved.

nattyxmonster 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:50

LOL

eyetri13 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:55

that's awesome,

thebckid 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:03

dude just get a bottle of axe spray and spray it on the cast just a littl bit and it bleeds the ink and whipe it with a paper towel o something

jmac317 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:08

haaaaa

MaddaCheeb 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:12

it is kinda funny...but not the dicks and swastikas, that's just stupid.

LuxAeterna_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:14

No.

MrRawwr84 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:23

39# my exact question !

I_R_Genius 3

Saturday 29 January 2011 10:25

Wow, way to go sterotyping one country you dumbfuck. Other countries do the same thing dumbass. People like you I really want to kill for sterotyping one country.