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Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7612) - you deserved it (34657)

On 01/10/2011 at 2:06pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

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There is nothing wrong with being pale! I'd rather be white as snow than look like a leather handbag!

#2 - On 01/10/2011 at 5:15pm by Rockmannerman

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