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Today, I went to the OBGYN for my annual, and noticed they now supplied babywipes. After 3 seconds of "cleaning", the intense burning started. Turns out they were antibacterial bleach wipes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10119) - you deserved it (30266)

On 01/07/2011 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Label reading can be a useful skill.

#6 - On 01/08/2011 at 2:30am by MadPercussion

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I've been looking for asswipes.

#9 - On 01/08/2011 at 2:40am by Atransformerr

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