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Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26482) - you deserved it (9264)

On 01/06/2011 at 2:35am - health - by Anonymous -

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that's what I do during pedicures...

#3 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:03am by dani22097

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there's gotta be a meh button. it's not your fault your tickleish and it sucks you got slahed in your foot

#5 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:10am by dumbestdrummer

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