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Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (2219)

On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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If I were you I'd kick your brother square in the dick!

#2 - On 12/29/2010 at 3:00am by squirell_AIDS69

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Well, maybe you should think it's funny to put some IcyHot in his hand lotion.

#4 - On 12/29/2010 at 3:01am by DropTheDaggerxx

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