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Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29714) - you deserved it (2099)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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#1 - On 12/21/2010 at 6:16pm by fireball941

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Wow, that sucks food through a straw. On the plus side at least you can root out any allergic reactions from taking a bite out of your recovery. You could try herbal pain remedies, although by today's medical standards they're long in the tooth. Your friends will not be enameled with your swollen face but after a few days your smile will shine with a brightness that will fill the cavity in their hearts.

#15 - On 12/21/2010 at 6:46pm by UpsidedownKayak

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