Wow, that sucks food through a straw. On the plus side at least you can root out any allergic reactions from taking a bite out of your recovery. You could try herbal pain remedies, although by today's medical standards they're long in the tooth. Your friends will not be enameled with your swollen face but after a few days your smile will shine with a brightness that will fill the cavity in their hearts.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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