Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
by qwaynick / 12/21/2010 at 4:25am / Health
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You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.
#9 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:08am by DocBastard
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what kind of pills did you give her? xD
#8 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:08am by hippiechick96
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