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Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27342) - you deserved it (5998)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:25am - health - by qwaynick -

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You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

#9 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:08am by DocBastard

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is this real life? is it gonna be like this forever?

#24 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:31am by zazooftanzania

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