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Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19808) - you deserved it (4168)

On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

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does it sound like a penis hitting it?

#2 - On 12/16/2010 at 7:08am by TheRealFamilyGuy

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Can't touch dis. . . Hammer time!

From those of us who have read your story, you can hear the sound of one hand clapping . . . sarcastic, golf clapping.

#34 - On 12/16/2010 at 8:11am by perdix

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