Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

by shit / 12/14/2010 at 4:26am / United States (Colorado) / Health

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  • I hate public restrooms. For that reason in particular. It's awkward going, knowing someone is right next to you. And usually out of all the empty stalls, they choose the one next to yours haha :p

    #3 - On 12/14/2010 at 10:03am by alaaloo

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  • You had to pep talk your way through dropping a duce? It usually comes naturally to people...

    #4 - On 12/14/2010 at 10:03am by stronghand0331

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