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Today, I missed work because I was at the hospital getting treated for accidentally inhaling chlorine gas. I didn't realize that using Comet Industrial Strength Cleanser to scrub out a cat litter pan could be so hazardous. FML


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On 12/13/2010 at 10:27am - health - by lakb -

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the cleaner had bleach and the cat urine that was in the litter box had ammonia......bleach + ammonia = chlorine gas = u in hospital

#4 - On 12/13/2010 at 1:04pm by 172pilot

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YDI for not reading the directions on the bottle. But FYL for being so stupid.

#2 - On 12/13/2010 at 1:00pm by kenshinjapan

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