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Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 12:21pm - health - by pukathlon - United States (New Hampshire)

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It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

#13 - On 12/10/2010 at 6:11pm by rafty4life

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The same thing totally happened to me in the third grade. At least you don't need to go on the same bus with the same people for the rest of the school year.

#4 - On 12/10/2010 at 5:08pm by Bananagrl

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