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Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25020) - you deserved it (2556)

On 12/10/2010 at 12:21pm - health - by pukathlon - United States (New Hampshire)

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It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

#13 - On 12/10/2010 at 6:11pm by rafty4life

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Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

#3 - On 12/10/2010 at 5:01pm by DrummerBoy21

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