Transportation, Gross and Health: Sorry guys

Sorry guys

By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the bus when a large woman with what seemed like the flu came to sit beside me. After snorting hideously for five minutes, she picked up her scarf, blew her nose into it, and dropped it. It fell on my lap. When I stood up to leave the bus, there were streaks of snot on my new skirt. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML

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rafty4life 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:11

It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

DrummerBoy21 0

Friday 10 December 2010 23:01

Should have just dropped to the floor... seen how many people would try and help you lol. it'd be less embarrassing and more "IS HE/SHE OK!?".

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rafty4life 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:11

It sucks that you couldn't hold it another minute. but kudos for being able to count the other passengers while vomitting.

yeppers6502 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:02

bahaha this is awesome

sAnChEz_98 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:13

awww poor OP! moreover, poor other passengers who have to ride the rest of the way to their destinations smelling your puke!

perdix 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 0:18

You can't hold back puke. It's inevitable. It's not like pee that you can hold for a while. As soon as you started retching, you should have hopped off the bus, or hung your head out the window.

vettle 6

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:24

that is my absolute worst nightmare. so sorry!

CultureChic 14

Sunday 12 December 2010 17:36

Agreed.

kweenbitch 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:25

your nasty. you can tell when your going to blow, your not three F-ing years old!!

OliviaGoRawr 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:25

The same thing happened to me at dinner at summer camp one night. My nickname became Broccoli Bullets, that was 3 years ago and people still call me that...