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Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML


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On 11/23/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Username - United States

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it rubs the lotion on it's skin.

#3 - On 11/24/2010 at 3:07am by illjusbedamned

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vitaligo? I've had that since I was 9. it's not even that bad. it's just in some spots you have no pigment. i've had mine for 12 years and mine isn't as bad as some people who've only had it for a year. so I'm lucky!

#44 - On 11/24/2010 at 9:32am by xxViixen

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