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Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59109) - you deserved it (10557)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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