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Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness, I get up to tell my mom I have terrible back pain and feel extremely dizzy. After curling up on the chair next to her, not being able to keep my head up for too long, she simply stares at me and says, "Can I finish my dinner now?" FML


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On 11/04/2010 at 10:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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Tell your mom I said no, she cannot finish her dinner now.

#6 - On 11/05/2010 at 3:18am by Triumvirate

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:( Normally I'm a bitch in the comments, but I can't be right now. That sounds like something my mom would do. I'm sorry and I hope you feel better!

#2 - On 11/05/2010 at 3:08am by robotofu

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