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Today, I had to move back in with my dad and brother. After getting settled, I had to shower. I got everything ready and when I got in, it smelled strongly of pee. The stink was so intense I could barely breathe. Cleaning doesn't even help. I'm stuck here for at least a month. I hate living with men. FML

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That's not fair, darling! Not all of us are unhygienic slobs!

#1 - On 11/02/2010 at 7:24am by Mirorbo

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Clean the whole bathroom with bleach :) Vinegar works just as amazing but it sadly doesnt come in scents like Fresh Linen and Wildflower lol

#2 - On 11/02/2010 at 7:24am by iheartglasses

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