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Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (7431)

On 10/26/2010 at 12:50pm - health - by oaksac191 - United States (New York)

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"Then say cheese with a sad face!"

#6 - On 10/26/2010 at 3:58pm by ImJustMosh

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ouch :( not like you knew though.

#2 - On 10/26/2010 at 3:56pm by RaeNeid21

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