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Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML


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On 09/24/2010 at 10:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

#4 - On 09/25/2010 at 3:30am by my2centsworth

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haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

#2 - On 09/25/2010 at 3:29am by firstdbzmaker

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