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Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

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On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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how did he get that much cat fur.?

#9 - On 09/11/2010 at 10:23am by bekababy94

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stick cyanide in his...

#6 - On 09/11/2010 at 10:19am by StrickenAza34

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