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Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24526) - you deserved it (3065)

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Aww. :/ I'm not trying to be mean by saying this, but you should probably take some swimming lessons. It'll help, I promise!

#5 - On 09/08/2010 at 5:17pm by nerdsgetmehot

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your sister is a win

#4 - On 09/08/2010 at 5:15pm by omfgrofl1337

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