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Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23066) - you deserved it (2856)

On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

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