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Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 11:36am - health - by speedstick - United States

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Don't flatter yourself. You're not being stalked. They didn't want to have to get close enough to say it to your face. It would have been awkward to find a pole long enough to attach the note to, and they didn't have a megaphone.

#10 - On 09/07/2010 at 1:09pm by aback

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Leaving you a note isn't stalking you. Don't get mad at others because you happen to smell like shit.

#13 - On 09/07/2010 at 1:14pm by jayemdoubleyou

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