Way to be creative mom and dad o_O

yea sure, ants

Aww OP, I'm so sorry /: ...Firebutt (;

did you know that there is something called anti-cream and anti-burn cream too!?! use it sir and it will make the pain go away :)

Rub mayonnaise on the bites. I'm not even kidding.

At least you have a hot ass? lol:)

Were you sitting on a fireant mound naked? fireants are a fact of life here in Florida. How could you not feel the 10+ fireants crawling on you? Your nick should be NumbButt.

Burn, baby, burn.

you know damn well you got hemorrhoids.

hardly a FML

26 - How would I see it? I truly am serious.

I understand. That doesn't change the fact that I wasn't joking.

lol fail 12 anti-cream

abracadabra!

it's better than firecrotch; that is a much more serious disease.

33 I meant anti itch lol

I bet OP's Butt looks like #20's picture now lol

#18 - Win.

got one thing to say "goldbon it the fix for almost every itch"

ahh good one 51 and I LOVE your picture!! and Firebutt, fyl.

firecrotch. will you take firebutt to be your lawfully wedded wife?

BUTTSCRATCHA? BUTTSCRATCHA?

"Hey baby Im no liar, You better stop drop n' roll cuz your BUTT'S ON FIRE!" Anyone get my reference? :]

my bf calls me frostbutt cuz my butt gets really cold at night. :)

ANTICORTIZONE

Haha firebutt

hahahhahshaha firrreeebutttt

Most ants have legs. Just in case you didn't know...