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Today.. . I woke up with a burning sensation on mah butt . Remembering that yesterday I was bit by a fire ant.. . I decided to reinspect the bite . I found ten more which itch and burn . My parents new nickname fir me is "Firebutt" . FML


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On 08/28/2010 at 12:04pm - health - by Firepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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haha that's bites!

#1 - On 08/28/2010 at 5:15pm by WarmedIce

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that sure sucks, firebutt.

#2 - On 08/28/2010 at 5:15pm by uupa99

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