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Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Wow, what a bitch, you should actually poison her next time.

#1 - On 08/15/2010 at 5:09pm by Yarrachel

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shank her ass

#4 - On 08/15/2010 at 5:13pm by Guuurlplease

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