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Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 1:44am - health - by tgstreaks (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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No offense, but how much of a whimp can you be? You know it's the spray tan...yet you're still so scared you pee yourself.

#5 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:10am by peach

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Oh poor guys that had to clean up that mess.

#8 - On 04/23/2009 at 6:23am by Audio828

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