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Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27420) - you deserved it (3038)

On 08/11/2010 at 4:10am - health - by Jayswizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

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hahahaha dude looks like a lady!!! I knew that song would come in handy:)

#10 - On 08/11/2010 at 10:10am by remy3106

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hey she's old maybe her eye sight is failing her an as a swimmer you probably have pecks and she might have assumed you were a small chested woman

#26 - On 08/11/2010 at 10:25am by sugarroxx

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