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Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24027) - you deserved it (6481)

On 07/29/2010 at 3:21am - health - by tonirene - United States (Oklahoma)

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that's a true friend

#5 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:06am by disturbed_girl29

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now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

#4 - On 07/29/2010 at 10:06am by crazymanda87

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