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Today, I got a surprise call from LA Fitness saying I've been signed up for a two week pass. It's from my boyfriend. Didn't see this one coming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25479) - you deserved it (7871)

On 07/26/2010 at 1:09pm - health - by Andiii (woman) - United States (California)

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He's a keeper. Have fun at the gym!

#13 - On 07/26/2010 at 5:37pm by Artsygirl90

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I dont get why fat people get so angry when their significant other does something for them.

Its like having someone pay for your college, are you going to say no, get pissed, and not talk to them because they want you to be smarter?

Do everyone a favor and exercise.

#25 - On 07/26/2010 at 5:50pm by EngineerJane

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