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Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25710) - you deserved it (9126)

On 07/18/2010 at 12:02am - health - by lalala (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

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Hey, at least you have one now, thats all that matters

#2 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:06am by rosierosierosie

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If that bothers you, you can always gain weight again and lose that annoying neck :)

#10 - On 07/18/2010 at 6:13am by justsayfuck

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