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Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18162) - you deserved it (32106)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise...

Put your hands up to the ceiling,
bend your knees, and touch your toes.
Do your daily exercises,
you're gonna look like skin and bone.

:)

#1 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:19pm by ArtIsResistance7

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Dude; you would think you would be working out instead of sitting here posting an FML?

#15 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:30pm by ilovejonathan13

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