Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
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Time to do some good ol' fashion exercise...
Put your hands up to the ceiling,
bend your knees, and touch your toes.
Do your daily exercises,
you're gonna look like skin and bone.
#1 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:19pm by ArtIsResistance7
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Were you too big to fit through the metal detector too?
#2 - On 07/17/2010 at 2:20pm by Monado
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