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Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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I always feel like I'm in great danger when the dentist and their assistant (if they have one at the moment) are chit chatting away while having sharp objects and drills near my mouth. I hate it even more when they ask me questions, then get all pissy if I don't respond!!

#6 - On 07/15/2010 at 7:15pm by Mirorbo

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I hate it when the dentist tries to talk to me when I obviously can't move.

#4 - On 07/15/2010 at 7:15pm by Fully

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