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Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24180) - you deserved it (6438)

On 07/15/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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