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Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44264) - you deserved it (6821)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:51am - health - by Chip (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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