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Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

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that sucks, i had a collapsed lung this summer and it's horrible. good luck.

#1 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:36am by 0mggirl

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i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died

#19 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:50am by friedkabob1225

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