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Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68865) - you deserved it (2268)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

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What a dick head....you should beat his head in with a baseball bat when you get the chance and see if he thinks thats funny

#3 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:40am by Sinisterwolf89

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i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died

#19 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:50am by friedkabob1225

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