Cars, Accident, Injury and Health: Adding insult to injury

Adding insult to injury

By robinhoood - 20/04/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours, while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up, my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86 157

You deserved it 3 613

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By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 430

You deserved it 3 256

Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 716

You deserved it 10 282

By Never Work With Animals or Children - 26/05/2012 11:06 - United States - Van Nuys

Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 209

You deserved it 2 628

By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 362

You deserved it 3 620

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 581

You deserved it 3 202

By thebrokentardis - 22/09/2014 06:45 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike to work. In the hospital, every single nurse lectured me about how I wouldn't be here if I wore a helmet, which I'm sure would be really helpful to my broken leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 651

You deserved it 5 294

Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 115

You deserved it 142

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 588

You deserved it 4 397

By Anonymous - 25/07/2015 04:20 - United States - Tempe

Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 295

You deserved it 3 303

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 06:28 - United States - Calhan

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 561

You deserved it 3 443

friedkabob1225 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:50

i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died

0mggirl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

that sucks, i had a collapsed lung this summer and it's horrible. good luck.

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0mggirl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:36

that sucks, i had a collapsed lung this summer and it's horrible. good luck.

pbonline1234 0

Monday 19 April 2010 8:21

I know

Thabb 0

Friday 4 June 2010 0:30

This is the highest ratio of FML to YDI I've ever seen! nearly 60:1!

aerosenna 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 12:48

kick him in da nuts! that should teach him..

bassfisher100 23

Thursday 8 January 2015 19:16

mine collapsed 3 times last December, I was in the hospital for 12 days. I was awake for my chest tube ._. and the doctor stabbed me in the lung with it to see if it was blocked

DownUndah 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:39

YES! awesome brother!!! I hope he did only one leg so it almost forces you to shave the other.

deathsupon1 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:58

you are creepy

jaeda_nicole 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 3:51

What the actual ****? Why would you even say that?!!!!!

1030295 6

Wednesday 4 July 2012 22:26

You are creepy, I agree with #118

AwesomeCakePie 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:40

Upon imagining the thought, it actually is hilarious. But yeah, you're life sucks.

Narelon 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 16:58

Wrong ******* use of you're

hahaha6 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:40

awww.... sounds like my brother! he was just showing you he was glad that you were awake! (yeah, i know. i dont take too kindly to his way of showing affection either)

ghostmanonfirst 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:42

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chunkymunky666 0

Monday 29 November 2010 15:21

dude how the **** did she deserve that?!

FreakingFYou 13

Friday 8 April 2011 7:56

I know right? what the he'll man?

Raven_Muse 3

Wednesday 13 August 2014 4:14

WTF? would you think it would be funny if you got in a car accident, had a tube put into you, and have someone make you scream and move while said tube was in your body? Twisted people like you should be locked up.