Today, I got T-boned by a woman going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while a tube was inserted into my collapsed lung. Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my leg hairs. FML
I agree, your life sucks (59103) - you totally deserved it (1536)
On 04/20/2009 at 1:53am - health - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)
What a dick head....you should beat his head in with a baseball bat when you get the chance and see if he thinks thats funny
#3 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:40am by Sinisterwolf89
Upon imagining the thought, it actually is hilarious. But yeah, you're life sucks.
#4 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:40am by AwesomeCakePie
awww.... sounds like my brother!
he was just showing you he was glad that you were awake!
(yeah, i know. i dont take too kindly to his way of showing affection either)
Ha ha ha ha ha.. Brothers. Probably his sad way of dealing with the thought of losing you.
I would've shaved your eyebrows.
#7 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:43am by rukusrazor
you should stab him in the neck. i bet he'd get a KICK out of that!
#9 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:53am by victimofchanges
thats shitty.
on an unrelated note, a woman crashed her car again.
stereotype ftw
#15 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:07am by guitardedman
i love how the fml is your brother pulling out your leg hairs not the fact that you almost died
#19 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:50am by friedkabob1225
You totally should have pretended to be out and then just kicked him in the face. Then if he throws a fit, just be like it was your body's reaction to pain. That would have been hilarious.
#23 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:17pm by Morose_Princess
Wow... your brother sounds like a shithead. I would beat the crap out of him when I recover if I were you.
#27 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:45pm by jaded_h
WTF. Please kick your brother's ass when you are fully recovered.
#28 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:01pm by lnm701
Wow. Hope you get some crutches so you can give him a good whack upside the head. Rest up and feel better! I hope the woman who hits you gets what she deserves.
#29 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:08pm by FareweLLibra
16? Wow, you'd expect a little more maturity by then. He'll be living at home 'til he's 30 at that rate.
Fuck Your Life for having such a brother...
You Deserved It for posting on FML with a collapsed lung when you should be resting...
I gave u both...
But This 1 is surely a fake
#33 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:53pm by KenMcGormick
@31
It was a woman.
Like someone said above, it's funny how the FML is the brother pulling your leg hair oppose to nearly dying from a crash.
#34 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:54pm by UltimateIdiot911
LOL! I would beat the SHIT out of the little prick, however on the other hand I would probably have done something similar to my brother...
#36 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:09pm by mikey41414
Well pretty sure you're full of shit.
If you were in the hospital recovering from a collapsed lung, you wouldnt be sitting at your computer like a fat kid writing about getting in a car accident. Pretty sure you'd be in the hospital RECOVERING and thinking about your collapsed lung (which is pretty serious) rather than writing your life story on a stupid site.
Stupid people.
#39 you are truely retarted he is sitting in the room all day what do you want him to do... come on think about it you make no sense... come on now
#40 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:43pm by Pittfan557
#39 your actually stupid. Just because the story starts with today doesn't mean it happened today. It is how FML's are formatted...fail on your part!
#41 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:44pm by allstarplayer324
Aww, he was just trying to add some humour to your already crappy day! Give the kid a break, and get well soon!
#43 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:57pm by x_eyebrows
#44, you're retarded. It's one kid. That's bullshit. My uncle has a PHD, which I'm sure is more than you'll ever do in your life.
#45 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:04pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx
first of all, if u were in the hospital unconcious this morning, you would not be posting this now.
second of all FAKE :P
#47 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:19pm by smarty_tarty01
People still haven't realized that "Today, I..." doesn't mean that it happened today? For all we know, it could be an 40 year old man posting about something that happened in his childhood.
Why is it that there is always those idiots who call fake, and then say if this was going on BLAH BLAH STFU. This could have been a while ago. And why would you just lay in bed all day in a hospital, not doing ANYTHING except thinking about your recovery [#49]
Your brother is a shithead, but funny.
I would have come up with something better.
But hey, I hope that lady gets what is coming to her.
You know karma comes back on people 3xs worse.
& I hope you recover soon.
#51 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:54pm by ohhhhshizzz
Lol, I think it's funny that you think the FML is the leg hair part instead of getting hit by a car, but that's just me. Still, FYL
I think the FML here is "Not only was I in a car accident that collapsed my lung, but my own brother's so callous he decides to yank out my leg hairs as I wake up. In addition to the collapsed lung, I have to deal with my foolish brother." The leg hairs is just the added little touch that makes it an FML.
wow thats a bit rediculous! for one how are you all up on the computer, and two you and your brother must always do stuff like that. glad you're okay
#61 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:52pm by RiChY_BaBy08
Wow, that's the single most horrific FML I've ever read. I'm so depressed right now. I hope you recover and epically pwn your brother.
#62 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:04pm by AkihiroHattori5
oh f*ck that. FYL. I had a girl I used to hang out with that would randomly yank out one of my leg hairs during movies as a joke... suffice to say, I don't hang out with her anymore.
#64, people have laptops in the hospital. I had my dad bring mine when I was in the hospital for a night.
#66 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:33pm by Superhero_Girl
Dude shut the hell up. It's not that bad! You were on morphine no doubt, that leg hair couldn't have hurt. Quit being a baby.
#67 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:53pm by dallascowboys
I'd personally be more grateful that I'm alive after being in an accident like that than pissed off at my brother....although I'd probably be feeling a significant amount of both emotions.
#70 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:20pm by phonyreal98
I guarantee this is fake. If someone was in a T-bone crash at 60 mph and had a collapsed lung, they would not be commenting on FML because they would be in the hospital. I call BS on this one.
#71 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:20pm by OngoingDreams
This could've happened months ago, and he's already recovered and just writing about it now. Just because it says 'today' doesn't mean it really happened today.
And how the hell is this YDI?
#72 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:33pm by emolilyx
lol!! That's what little brothers are for!!! Dang, collapsed lungs hurt insanely as it is. God bless, have a quick recovery...remember, in the words of Drill Sergeant Jackson. "Every day you're alive is a good day!"..."Bitches"...
I can't believe there's people who actualy said you deserved it. Pathetic.
#76 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:31pm by deathproof
Yeah, this actually did happen around two and a half months ago. Before that same brother was in the hospital for a knee surgery and I put his own toenails in his mouth while he was sleeping. Thanks for the well wishes, I am pretty much mostly healed by now. I don't hate the little bastard, he stayed in the hospital with me all weekend to make sure I was okay and turned off the beeper on my morphine drip XD yeah, the irony of the leg hair being the FML was intended. But I hope you guys got a laugh out of it. :) If you'll excuse me though I'm going to go do #68 to the little shithead now. He's taking a nap and has a date later. All the best ^.^
#78 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:09pm by robinhoood
wow....the amount of sexist "humor" on this post is making me nauseous. not all women are bad drivers and male drivers can certainly t-bone somebody as well. why is that insurance companies charge male drivers more for their insurance (especially younger males)?
#79 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:13pm by theatrewhisper
i guess YDI then. only shave one eyebrow and shave whatever comes to mind into the back of his head. i would recommend two little reverse eyebrows.
#44 you dumbass, every guy with a sibling is a brother. Are you saying all of them will never get anywhere in life? Real smooth.
#81 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:59pm by MukyDaCookie
What is it with these "YDI for unrelated mistake/habit" comments? They're a bit annoying and almost pedantic. Humanity is not perfect — deal with it. If they happen to make a grammatical mistake in their entry, so be it! We all make mistakes.
#83 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:51pm by dannydawriter
that SUCKS! D:
plus, your brother is a dickhead. D8
#84 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:19am by bubs_AKA_vermin
Beat the shit out of the inconsiderate bastard (after you recover)!
#88 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:37am by thelonelylurker
sounds like your brother needs to be kicked in the head by a donkey. and as much as people moan about it not being true, the woman drivers thing... is true.
#89 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:04pm by balanceMMX
#47 - "Today" is required for FMLs.
and OP quit being a wuss. In the grand scheme of things, you're okay since you logged onto a computer.
You survived a T-bone. A leg hair shouldn't even slow you down.
I had a collapsed lung last summer. I know how you feel, there. Sorry to hear it!
#95 - On 04/24/2009 at 10:10am by donkeystyle
If that was MY brother, he'd have been quite dead. I'd probably tell my parents about him and his porn collection or something... Even if he really wasn't, just to piss them off.
Best wishes and get well soon!
wow ur brothers a bitch, who the hell picks ur leg hair when u have a collaped lung Get Better o and Open up a can of whoup ass on that kid
First I hope you're okay now and I would have kicked his ass when I got better if I were you.
#39 you sound so retarded it's ridiculous. Just because the entry starts with today doesn't mean it happened that same day!!! Duh all entrys have to start with today!! And#64 he
could have had a laptop with him or an iPod. So the only way you'd know this was a fake is if you were there and I'm just going to take a guess that you weren't and the same for all the other idiot blokes who said fake. Jeez people.
#102 - On 06/13/2009 at 12:40am by rosalie_haostn
Shaving isn't too bad.
Oh and, kick your brother's ass for me, saw it's from an ex-stoner that plays guitar.
CLICHE!
I'm sure that was the least of your worries, though. right? collapsed lung, internal bleeding, brain damage, etc. I'm sure you worried about the more pressing thing. oh? hair? I'm SO glad you're not a parmedic.
#39, next time you get hurt and you're stuck in the hospital for days, I don't want you to do anything. Just sit there curled up in a ball (or lying down depending on how badly you got hurt) remembering the crash and crying about it. Don't ask your mom/dad/significant other to bring anything like a laptop or cell for you to do, and don't turn on the TV. I doubt you'll get bored.
Have any of you idiots (especially #39) even thought for a second that had gotten out of the hospital before he posted this? BTW, OP, that sucks.
#109 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:43pm by dahockeymasta12
Today, I got T-bagged by a tranny going 60 mph. I was unconscious for hours while with blue balls, Upon waking up my 16-year old brother thought it would be hilarious to yank out my ball hairs. FML. O_O
#112 - On 01/24/2010 at 2:51pm by spank_my_toaster
