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Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38322) - you deserved it (3447)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:20am - health - by Novocain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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