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Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 7:11pm - health - by crapgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?

#4 - On 04/19/2009 at 3:44am by shaPOW

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look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight

#9 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:07am by dino_witha_cape

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