Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
by Official_Person / 06/02/2010 at 5:31pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
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Either you're fat or he's wimpy.
#1 - On 06/02/2010 at 7:06pm by Isamermaid
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You both need to hit the gym. He needs to pump iron so he can lift you and you need to lose weight so it'll be easier for him to lift you.
#3 - On 06/02/2010 at 7:07pm by dragonranger19
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