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Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I took my temperature with a thermometer from my sister's bathroom. I later found out that I actually used my sister's rectal thermometer. At least I don't have a fever. FML

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On 05/29/2010 at 2:20pm - health - by asstomouth - Sent from mobile version

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fucking VOM... I'm a nurse and that's just gross!!!!

#3 - On 05/29/2010 at 7:04pm by yatoast

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Rectal thermometers?

Don't even want to know.

#7 - On 05/29/2010 at 7:06pm by Freeze

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