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Today, I got bitten by my aunt's dog. My brother was holding the leash. He said he didn't pull the dog away from me because he didn't want to rip my shirt. Meanwhile, the dog was biting a penny-sized chunk out of my hip. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (2329)

On 05/15/2010 at 1:09am - health - by bitten (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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good thing it wasnt a dollar size chunk.....and tell your bro to choke on dick and suck balls

#14 - On 05/15/2010 at 6:22am by ynnhoj

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Ouch... should've moved away? Buy some new jeans xp

#6 - On 05/15/2010 at 6:11am by JojoChuo

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